Devil lures a saint to hell

Author: TheChad

Date: April 24, 2003

by TheChad
4-24-03
Satan lures yet another saint into Hell.
Hey sexy...it's me, Satan, possesing this pencil...wanna come down to Hell and dance with me? I've got cheezy poofs...
Sure! I'll be right down! Oh, I can't wait! God says if I'm gay, he hates me, but this devil guy will be gay WITH me! Fuck God, I'm going to Hell!
The Devil and the saint dance.
You came! Let's dance!
It's raining men, oh its raining men! Ooh, devil, men in suits make me horny!
Satan watches Vordath continue to burn.
Okay, seriously, this really hurts! AAH!!!
Wow, he's a burner...