The Chad watches T.V.

Author: TheChad

Date: April 24, 2003

by TheChad
4-24-03
The Chad watches T.V.
Your favorite show, CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
Hm...I wonder who's on tonight...
The Chad hears of the commercial overload.
CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH HAS BEEN CANCELLED TONIGHT BECAUSE OF COMMERCIAL OVERLOAD! ENJOY THESE PAYING COMPANIES!!!
This always happens...well, this time, TV, you're gonna get what you deserve!!!
The Chad attempts to break the T.V., but it uses self-defense and sparks, setting fire to The Chad.
Attack ME, you son of a bitch? HA HA!!! BURN ALIVE!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!
AAH!!!!