Mayor Laffey Strip 1

Author: TheChad

Date: March 24, 2004

by TheChad
3-24-04
The newly elected Mayor Laffey examines his job. Little does he know, being mayor lowers IQ.
Now that I am mayor, I must make changes. Rawr.
Well, says here I need to make tax cuts.
He chooses a (shitty) budget to cut money from and goes to the city council.
Ah, I got it. I will make cuts from the school's music and sports budgets! No more recreation! Budget cuts for everyone. BUDGET CUTS!!!
Next, it says I gotta...preach my idea to the board of council? Kay...
At the city council, he preaches his idea. To be continued...read Mayor Laffey Strip 2!
Now that I am mayor, I have my idea. I will slowly take over all of America. My first course of action is cutting the school budget. Do you agree?
City council guy 1: That's a horrible idea. City council guy 2: That is not good. I don't know where the fuck you got it froml, just, no.