My chat with Osama.

Author: TheCheese

Date: July 13, 2003

by TheCheese
7-13-03
So I was having a chat with Osama the other day...
So... is this the storehouse for those weapons you're gonna use against us?
No, these are just my happy little toys! YAY! Let's go screw a dog!!
I thought it was going pretty good... for a chat with a madman that is.
But... isn't that inhumane?
No, using superior weapons to protect other countries is inhumane!! We should have a Jihad!
That was when I decided to call it quits... This was getting way too fucked up for me.
That's it... I'm outta here.
Hey! When you come back, maybe we can look at dirty pictures of Bush's daughters!!