Dirty games.

Author: TheCheese

Date: July 13, 2003

by TheCheese
7-13-03
I was playing Warcraft III the other day... and I ran into some wandering orcs...
DEAR GOD!!! WHY CAN'T THEY INVENT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE PATCHES?!?! HE MIGHT POP OUT!!!
Wut joo covering eyes for?
Needless to say... I think it made him a little mad... so he called in his little friend.
What the... A walking penis?
GLOOORK!
And you thought games were for kids... psh.
Oh my GOD! Get it away!
BLOORK!! (Translation - Give me your meat!)