All comics by TheDeathCab

 

by TheDeathCab
6-08-04
While In school two best friends deal with a tough problem.
hey, whats the matter?
aww; well umm... okay, fine, i cut my wrist last night
RECESS!!!!!!
well hmm... thats is a pretty bad thing to do.
i know....
school's out
well can i see the cut?
sure i guess so....

 

by TheDeathCab
6-08-04
continuation....
well are you sure you want to see my wrist?
yeah man lemme see!
okay hold on; i'll go get it...
ahh man super rad!
okay.... there ya go.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
a carpenter and a pimp..... this cant be good
im a carpenter.
im a pimp.
i dont like this guy...
this playa's weirdin' me out cuz
Take that you fiend!!!!!!!
im outta here, for shizzle yo

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
Hill-Billy Bob reads a love letter while getting ready to blow up the white house.
Dear Mr. Hill-Billy Bob, u r realy purdy and i wood realy luv 2 meat u 2 morrow. love Janey Sue
Hill-Billy Bob thinks for a while and decides he will go to Janey Sue's house tomorrow.
hmmm...... why not!!!
Hi, im Janey Sue. Did you get my letter?
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
the bobby is on patrol
ello tha littole squirrole
gimme food!!
you know oi cant feed the animols
BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey whats up little doggy?
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look at what i can do.
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!! I AM LEAVING THIS HELL HOLE!!!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
Carl has been awakened.
aww man. time for work.
welcome folks to my stunt show!!!!!!!
telegram
show cancelled?

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
what shall i do now?
o hey there Jib!
hello there Carl!! I am very happy!!
i am not.
o thats too bad. why arent you happy?

 

by TheDeathCab
6-10-04
read this letter....
hmmm... uhuh.... ya..... that sucks.
well what should i do Jib?
i know!!!!!!!!
what?
oh... um... nothing.

 

by TheDeathCab
6-12-04
continuation....
so what do you want me to do anyway?
okay here it is, you have to go to my arch nemesis' house and murder him in his sleep. okay.
when you have completed your task, return to me.
at the arch nemesis' house....
i think i should hide here and wait for him.

 

by TheDeathCab
6-12-04
a protest for the rock band Another One Bites My Ass.
YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT UP!!!!
what the hell are you doing?!
i'm protesting this vile music.
hmmm.......
don't you see that this music is ruining the economy?
i hate you!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-13-04
Charles is waiting for his school bus....
school sucks ass!
hey you waitin for the school bus?
yeah why?
hey no need to get a temper with me boy!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-13-04
continuation....
i was not arguing with you sir
thats a damn lie and you know it!!.... i am afraid i will have to arrest you boy.
what the hell did i do?!
dammit boy i am gonna kick your ass!!
damn hoodlums!! damn pigs!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-13-04
continuation....
im gonna whoop you so bad, you're mother won't even recognize you boy!!
hmmm....
what are you guys doing?

 

by TheDeathCab
6-13-04
continuation....
do you think i can join in?
i dont see why not....hoodlum!
so what exactly do i do?
you have to get hurt in some way.
THE END....
OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-16-04
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
what??
i think i was supposed to do sumthin...
well what were you supposed to do??
i dunno...

 

by TheDeathCab
6-20-04
man im stupid
how is there fire underwater?¿
im wearing a suit!!!!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-21-04
how may i help thee?¿
UHHHHHHHH..........
WELL!!!!???¿¿¿
okay!!
I WIN!!
OUCH!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-21-04
"we now interrupt this program for an important announcement"
what huh?¿
"we have just been notified that there is currently a burglar on the loose, keep an eye out for him and call 911 if you have any information about this criminal. now we return to GIDDY UP POOPYPANTS."
¿?¿?¿?
hmmmm...... i wonder how ships in bottles are made?¿

 

by TheDeathCab
6-22-04
your under arrest
no i am not
i dont have a gun. just this little stick. see
ahh i see. but im still not under arrest
okay!! okay!!
thats right biotch!!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-22-04
i think i am lost in the confounds of my own utterly perculiar subconcious state in which i was to suffer much regret for being accused of such legalities or in which i am the one to make much sense.

 

by TheDeathCab
6-22-04
im happy im happy im happy happy happy
im super im super im super super super
im a geezer im a geezer im a geezer geezer geezer
who the hell are you?¿
im your grandmother you little bastard!!

 

by TheDeathCab
6-22-04
HOLA SEÑOR!!!!
where am i
at my farm.
this place doesnt look like a farm.
SHUT UP SEÑOR!!!!
im not mexican you stupid asshole bastard asshat

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