Ho-meless

Author: TheElPaso

Date: June 18, 2003

by TheElPaso
6-18-03
I have no home and no money. Can you provide me with food and shelter?
Well, I could, but I can't do it for free. How will you repay me?
Well I could help you fulfill your sexual fantasies.
OK.
All you have to do is catch this cow.