Why does everyone draw comics like this?

Author: TheElPaso

Date: November 24, 2001

by TheElPaso
11-24-01
How to write total crap! Narrated by Chicken, acted out by NailHead.
Step 1: Have the characters name methods of awkward sex positions.
I like anal sex, and rolling around in crap.
Step 2: Repeat step 1.
Animal sex is pretty cool, but I still like oral too.
Step 3: Reveal the character to be in an awkward sex position other than the ones listed.
YES! I'M MASTURBATING!