Sometimes life hates your guts.

Author: TheElPaso

Date: November 24, 2001

by TheElPaso
11-24-01
You know, it's not a good idea to hang out in this alley. There's muggers here.
Psshaw. Muggers, here? Yeah right. Even if they come, I can transform into a monster.
Monsters? This kid is probably on drugs, which means he's so retarded I'll just steal his money and...
I also have telepathy.