quirky - part XX

Author: TheElPaso

Date: November 24, 2001

by TheElPaso
11-24-01
Hey Jesus, you know that kid you condemned to Hell for forcing the boozer to play 12 hours of Tribes?
Yeah, what?
You're gonna have to find a new place to condemn him to, because we're not letting him in Hell.
Why not?
Even our toughest murderers fear that kid. There would be an uprising.
And I can't sue him for breach of contract, either, because Heaven doesn't have any lawyers.