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Author: TheElPaso

Date: November 28, 2001

by TheElPaso
11-28-01
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE SECOND ASIAN GIR... WHAT THE?
It looks like you're trying to cornhole an asian girl. How can I help you?
GET OUT OF TOBOR'S WAY SO HE CAN CORNHOLE THE SECOND ASIAN GIRL!
It seems you're looking for somebody. Can I help you?
DON'T MAKE TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU!
It looks like you're trying to write a threatening letter. May I assist you in some way?