Bad things to say to a cop: The 3 levels

Author: TheElPaso

Date: December 6, 2001

by TheElPaso
12-06-01
Slightly bad.
So, I see you've put on some weight.
Somewhat more bad.
Hurry up and give me the ticket, the faster I pay it the faster you can buy Jenny Craig.
Inhumanly bad.
Hey, you little lardass_chunkmeister! Take your gay little dick and shove it up your sumo mom's ass, cause I don't give a fucking shit!