Centennial celebration

Author: TheElPaso

Date: December 14, 2001

by TheElPaso
12-14-01
I, TheElPaso, have now made 100 comics!
Actually, that statement is incorrect. At the time of this writing, you have only made 99.
Yes, but by the time the people read this, it will be the hundredth.
But what if you make more? Then your "I have 100 comics" statement will be false. You must permanently retire!
Bastard.
That statement is incorrect! I have not commited any acts of... Aw hell, what's the point if I don't have a mouth?