The Empire Strikes Out

Author: TheElPaso

Date: January 25, 2002

by TheElPaso
1-25-02
Palpatine, I'm sure you'll agree that both sides are losing too many lives.
I agree, Kenobi, so let's fall upon Plan B.
And now, the winner is to determine the ultimate controller of the universe.
Five minutes later
I won! I can have tyrrany besiege the Universe! I'm the luckiest man alive!
No, I am: I get to eat the biscuit.