Gabe Billings Has Already Won

Author: TheElPaso

Date: March 29, 2002

by TheElPaso
3-29-02
Attention: All people boarding flights are subject to Rapiscan search.
Just step in here, Gabe.
Hold on just a second, according to the scan there's metal around your genitals!
Attention: All people boarding flights are subject to Rapiscan search.
What do you mean? I didn't put any metal near my penis!
Well, the scan sure isn't picking up any genitalia...