And To Think It Will Go Downhill From Here

Author: TheElPaso

Date: March 29, 2002

by TheElPaso
3-29-02
Oh my god, I'm stuck in this forest, I sure hope someone useful can help me!
Meesa Jar Jar!
The only way off this planet is to gamble, let's see who can we bet on (and subsequently lose the war should the racer lose)?
Hi, I'm a slave with a podracer that's been proven crappy. Hope everyone else crashes to their ultimate doom!
Holy shit, a double-sided lightsaber! Let's just hope nobody will realize it's just two lightsabers stuck together.
Lord, I'm dead! Maybe I shouldn't have wasted five minutes parrying.