Gabe Billings Has Already Won 2

Author: TheElPaso

Date: March 29, 2002

by TheElPaso
3-29-02
After a second scan, it seems you also have no posterior.
Wait just a second! I know I have an ass!
Attention: All people boarding flights are subject to Rapiscan search.
Perhaps there's actual metal there this time?
But why would there be metal in my ass?
THE DOCTOR IS IN
So how long has Tobor's cornholer been falling apart?
Ever since you tried to cornhole the President, but it turned out to be a statue.