One lump or two?

Author: TheElPaso

Date: October 5, 2002

by TheElPaso
10-05-02
Whaddya mean, I have breast cancer?
Well, Ann, last week when we skipped school to have foreplay when I was groping your breasts, I noticed a lump.
Oh, well thanks for telling me.
What is it, son?
Mom has breast cancer!