Dan meets his internet lover.

Author: TheGestapo

Date: July 17, 2004

by TheGestapo
7-17-04
So, we're going to meet for the first time today, are you excited?
I'm so nervous. God, I know as soon as you touch me I'm going to get a massive hardon.
tee-hee, you're so cute.
Nah. Well, see you at the mall baby.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE NOT 5'9 TALL! YOU'RE 5'9 THE OTHER YOU WAY FAT BITCH!
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