Weapons of Mass Destruction 5

Author: TheGovernor

Date: December 11, 2002

by TheGovernor
12-11-02
Hi Im from the UN, I take it in the name of Humanity you've destroyed all copies of that Unreleased New Kids on the Block album
You realise such a weapon would have dessimated your allied troops. Making such a grand sacrifice surely shows good faith on our part towards peace
Yes that is a good first step, Im sure it will slow Bush's lust for War for the time being.
Will I be compensated under the UN's "cheesy pop cd's for food" programme?
Im sure we can find some left over pizza boxes and half eaten Big Macs for your efforts.