Gulf War Round 2 #3

Author: TheGovernor

Date: December 23, 2002

by TheGovernor
12-23-02
Meanwhile...
Sir, CIA have been sending reports that a huge build up of Cats is taking place at many of Saddams' Palaces
What proportion of the American populace own or love cats?
Aproxamatly 23% sir, and then you have the Animal rights people to deal with
Shit, wouldnt want to piss them off, they can get pretty nasty, remember what happened to JFK after he stood on that dogs tail?
We should call Tony, see if he has any Ideas
Tony who?