3pm: the alternative christmas message with Osama Bin Laden

Author: TheGovernor

Date: December 25, 2002

by TheGovernor
12-25-02
Undisclosed Location, outside Milton Keynes
Hello Infidels, and Merry Christmas, It will probably be your last, ho ho ho, only kidding
Ive been a bit of a shit lately, and well I thought Id apologise to you all, you see Ive come to the conclusion that fighting for religious reasons is not really a good way to spend your day
So instead I thought Id bomb you westerners for simply being elitest fat arseholes who place their own interests in front of global issues, ha ha ha