3pm alternative christmas message continued

Author: TheGovernor

Date: December 25, 2002

by TheGovernor
12-25-02
Ive been trying to move Al-Qaeda into more legitamate areas of terrorism and away from the usual trademark random acts of violence
So ive decided we are to launch a new cigarette called 'holy smokes' since each one will bring you that little bit closer with god, ha ha ha
We've also bought up the distribution rights to all episodes of 'facts of life' and have sold them to networks at a price so cheap they cant help but show it woo ha ha!