Jesus Inc: Redemption

Author: TheGovernor

Date: January 5, 2003

by TheGovernor
1-05-03
Hey Priest I dont think this change is working out, none of the applicants have the pinache or social nous that that rabbit had, im seriously tempted to hire him back
maybe in this spiritually devoid world the image of a rabbit with a basket of chocolate eggs is just the thing we need to snap the nations youth towards religious matters, I'l go try and find him
Meanwhile the interviews continue
Well I think I should get the job because my practical skills such as laying eggs seem to fit with the overall profile of the post
Well you're the best candidate so far, but we'll get back to you
Without the steady income of a corporate job, Bunny has fallen on hard times
My god I never thought it would come to this, Im sorry Bunny, clean yourself up and we'll hire you back, its the only christian thing to do
Well It was this or working at McDonalds, and well I do still have standards you know