Death Co. #1 :- Service with a smile

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 19, 2003

by TheGovernor
2-19-03
Hi welcome to Death Co. Do you have an appointment?
Actually, no, but I really want to die today if its at all possible to squeeze me in.
It is our busy season you know post-valentines day and all but I'll see what we can do, have a seat, and I'll go check.
thanks
later
Good news, we can kill you at 3.15 if you want to pop back later on.
Great I'll come back then