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| Well we offer many different packages, Theres our economy range for around £40 plus VAT, however your next of kin can claim the VAT back afterwards. | |
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| What sort of options are in the economy range? | |
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| Well the most popular is the stabbing in the back with a blunt instrument, followed by a beating in the head with a hammer to ensure satisfaction | |
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| Sounds a bit gruesome, you got anything less bloody? | |
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| Well there is a sadistic option, we strap you to a chair and force you to watch episodes of Mad about You until you keel over, but personally I would advise against it | |
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