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| Well we can place you in a sealed room and inject you with Ebola then burn your remains once the virus has done its work, plus your relatives get a video of your last moments for free | |
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| Naa, not really the way I fancy going,, | |
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| Well there is a sudden death range for £60, here we sneak up on you when you are not looking and chop your head off its quite popular with the squeemish. | |
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| No I would prefer to know death was imminent | |
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| Well how about the 'Cut brake cables on a cliff top at 60 mph' the weathers excellent at this time of year for that one | |
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| Nah, unfortunately Ive promised my brother the car | |
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