Death Co. #5 :- Premium Range

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 19, 2003

by TheGovernor
2-19-03
What about assasination, it costs a bit more than the regular service but the clients seem to like it.
Whats involved with that one?
Well we set you up in an election campaign, then once you are elected and giving you inaugral speech a hitman takes you out mafia style, it can actually be quite fun
Sounds cool, but I would prefer to die today, and it seems as if that would take some time to set up
Yeah it can take up to a year to do that one right, its a shame you are not older, we have a special on for our 'OAP Nookie Death' in which we induce a heart attack using a bit of rumpy pumpy
Damn that one sounded perfect