CC172: Pearly Gates #1

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 22, 2003

by TheGovernor
2-22-03
St. Peters on Holiday, Im holding the fort, so what makes you think you are worthy to get into Heaven then?
Well Ive tried to live a good life, be kind to people, and I did a lot of charity work, I used to give blankets to the poor that sort of thing
Says here in your record that when you were nine you poured salt onto a slug.....BANNED!
But....
BANNED! Get the fuck out of here before I call security
But...