Pulp Shakespeare

Author: TheGovernor

Date: May 21, 2003

by TheGovernor
5-21-03
Act V Scene I. Hamlet returns to Denmark from England
Does thou know the funniest thing about England, Horatio, its the little differences, I mean they haveth the same shit over there they haveth here, but just there its a little different
Prey give an Example
Alright well thou can walk into a playhouse over there and purchase a beer, and Im not talking about a small vessel, Im talking about a flagon, and you know what they calleth Vienna Bread?
They doest nay call it Vienna Bread?
Nay, the English call them Danish Pastries!