One readers competition to rule them all

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 13, 2004

by TheGovernor
2-13-04
Frodo! We must take the ring to Mordor, cast it into the fires of Mount Doom. We should put together a fellowship to complete this task. Let us head to Rivendell
Actually I already took care of it
What! Without the aid of an Elf, a dwarf, a couple of men, some hobbits and a wizard, how on middle-earth did you manage to pull that one past the enemy?
Quite Simple really, I mailed it to him.
Int. Mount Doom.
Master Sauron, A letter has come for you from Hobbit's Digest, It says on the envelope that you're in with a chance to win up to $200,000 but you need to reply within 6 days
Bah! Bloody Junk Mail. File it with the rest of them in the fire