Pink Donkey Flu

Author: TheGovernor

Date: October 9, 2005

by TheGovernor
10-09-05
Whats the Prognosis Doctor?
Well the good news is you don't have the dreaded Bird Flu. The bad news is that you have contracted a rare form of flu known as "Pink Donkey Flu"
Whats that Doctor?
Well fortunately the symptoms are quite tame, you'll basically start halucinating that people look like pink Donkeys
I see. And is there anything I can do about this?
Not really, just get some rest. It could have been worse, at least you didnt catch "Steve Guttenburg Flu"