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4.00am a few years back...
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| George! GEORGE, Wake up George! | |
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| It's God, I need you to do me a favour George. I want you to invade Afganistan and Iraq for me. | |
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| I will do anything for you God, you're the main man, but can I ask a question first? | |
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| Why does your voice sound a lot like Dick Cheney doing a bad Darth Vader impression? | |
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