CC312: Jesus Inc. - Business as usual

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 1, 2006

by TheGovernor
2-01-06
Have you heard? The World is going to end in 30 days!
Of course I know.
So what are we going to do about it?
Well first we fire Santa, since his services are no longer required, Next we tell the priests they are doing compulsary overtime for the next four weeks
But I dont think there will be enough of us to cover the workload
Don't worry, Ive outsourced the 'Repent your sins' call center to India