If Star Trek was like life (Ode to Ivy)

Author: TheGovernor

Date: March 2, 2007

by TheGovernor
3-02-07
Im afraid to say the Anti-Matter Fusion Coil is broken. We're not going anywhere
Damn, and my Astromobiles Association membership has run out.
I've ordered the part but its not due to be delivered until next tuesday, and its going to cost 500 Space Dollars
Won't my insurance pay?
The policy doesn't cover 'acts of Klingon' sir
Shit