Luke Rhinehart's the D&D Dice man

Author: TheGovernor

Date: March 10, 2008

by TheGovernor
3-10-08
Welcome to Squishy Burger, how may I help you?
Well I live my life by the roll of the dice, but only have my trusty D100 on me. Ok If I throw 1 I'll have the Squishy burger and fries, if I throw 2 I'll get the McSquishy with cheese ....
later..
...If I throw 99 I'll get the Mega Squishy Burger without gurkins but with added mayo, and If I throw 100 I'll just take a diet sprite. Ok here goes..
Well
What was 67 again?