Faust / Nixon

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 9, 2009

by TheGovernor
2-09-09
1968
So you can make me president?
Sure thing Dick, though Terms and Conditions apply
1972
Hey Dick, the accounts department say you haven't renewed your subscription to Evil Quarterly, what gives?
Well now that Im president I don't need your help any more, besides the crossword in that magazine sucked, too cryptic!
1974
So you'll give me all the dirt on Nixon and Watergate, and all I have to do is take out a subscription to your magazine?
Yes indeed Mr Bernstein, and if you sign up for two years you also recieve a free Pentangle keyring