This sounded way better in my head

Author: TheGovernor

Date: December 11, 2015

by TheGovernor
12-11-15
Ext. Syria - Present day
Hi sis, I'm in a crisis
Why sis?
Well to appeal to the vices, of the occupying Isis, Ive started selling Ices, but they won't buy sis
I won't lie sis, I think your prices, are too high sis
Nice sis, I'll give it a try sis
Bye sis.