Amazing Elephant Facts

Author: TheGovernor

Date: October 12, 2016

by TheGovernor
10-12-16
Elephants are fluent in over thirty different languages, but still have difficulty understanding your average Scotsman
I'm sorry I still did not quite catch that
Ah say'd yeerh divvinaae louuk lieek yaw peecture ahn Tinder
Elephants can see through time and space, but are forbidden from interfering by the council of telepathic space chimps.
Happy Gilmore was ok but If we don't stop Adam Sandler now this truely will become the darkest timeline
I'm sorry, we've looked into the void of pain too, but it is the will of the council that we should not interfere
Although they are the symbol of the Republican party in the United States, most Elephants could actually be descrbed as Libertarian
Free market for the win, yeah!
So does that include the Ivory trade?