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by TheKomikKreator
7-28-04
This is Sparky. The other guy is Lyle.
I'm a Saggitarius, I enjoy long walks on the beach and small woodland creatures on rye toast...
I refuse to answer to that name.
This is Max. And that's Sparky...again.
I suppose I'm the NORMAL one. Hooray.
This guy...doesn't get out much.
The following thousand or so panels will chronicle the lives of these 3 roommates and their adventures. Really, it's all about them attempting to survive each other.
Yes ladies, I am single as they come. *growl*
I need a drink.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-29-04
And now for the minor characters in this production: Leroy and Agent X.
Hi, I'm Leroy. I'm not exactly important, but I'm here.
I am not at liberty to speak of who I am. You may call me X. I am a government investigator that is sarcastic as all hell. I enjoy butting in.
The loveable feminine personality,Tiff and The Dew.
I'm Tiff, Max's hot best friend.
I'm Dew. I don't really like to speak. I'm more of a...quiet kind of guy, really.
And of course, the desirable feminine personality in this comic, Deborah.
Hey baby, your place or mine?
I want so very much to hurt him.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-29-04
And now, A moment of delusion, with Sparky.
Hello again, Ladies. It's time for The Sparkster to get his game on.
Yep. Any second, Deborah's gonna walk through my door.
This is IT! The Sparkster is finally gonna score with Deborah!! Debbie Debbie...*drool*
Hey Sparky. I was just wondering something...
Foiled again?
So was I, actually...what time do those gorgeous legs open, baby?
I try so very, very hard not to hate you.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-29-04
Max can't seem to find his missing pet squirrel.
Sparky! Get your slimy green ass in here, now!
What's Up, Max, ol' buddy, ol' pal?
Sparky, have you seen Duncan?
Duncan? Uh, depends on what your definition of "seen" is...
If you ate him, I swear to God I'm going to claw out your eyes personally...
That all depends on your definition of "ate".

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-29-04
A few moments later...
Sparky, did you INGEST my Squirrel?
Uh...no, but I was about to ingest a rabbit just now...
Are you SURE that you didn't consume Duncan?
Yep, pretty sure.
So, you're not lying to me at all?
Well, no...but I'm definitely not going to admit that I'm lying.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-29-04
Sparky goes back to get his lunch...
Since the rabbit got away, it looks like I need to find something ELSE to eat...
Uh oh, it's probably that stupid hunter again...
But, he's interrupted...
Not so fast, SWIMEBALL! I've been chasin' dat wascally wabbit foe many yeaws now! You back da fuck off! *elmer fudd laugh*
HEY! I RESEMBLE that!
That's all folks!
You will get yours, RABBIT!
Yeah, yeah, move along pal.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-29-04
Lyle (sorry, Death) confronts Sparky
Hey Sparky. Why's Max so sad lately?
Uh, I dunno. He's probably still pissed about me eating his squirrel.
You ate his damned squirrel...again?
Well, I thought Max's room was an odd place to leave a perfectly good egg lying around...
Um, that wasn't a egg, it was an excercise ball. People put pet rodents in those for excercise.
Oh, that would explain why it was unusually hard to crack.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Sparky feels terrible, so he buys Max a replacement pet.
*cluck cluck*
What the hell?
A note taped to the chicken: Max, felt bad about eating your last pet. Bought you a new one. Hope you like him. Sparky
*cluck cluck*
Ok, a chicken to replace my squirrel...I guess this could work out...
Tune in next time, when Max pets his cock.
*cluck cluck* Actually, I'm not a chicken...I'm a rooster...
I can't even imagine how hard this is going to get...

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Sparky's new hobby...
COCK *choke*
*choke* Tehe
COCK *choke*
*choke* Tehe
*choke* tehe
SPARKY! STOP strangling my rooster...

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Several weeks later...
Max, your cock kept me up all night. I need to get sleep if I'm supposed to function...
I know. And can we just call him by his name?!?!
Fine...Max, Duey kept me up all night.
That's so much better...
This cock has got to go...
Well, the only way to get rid of him...is to eat him...

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Several days later...
Max! I've got a surprise!
What is it, Sparky?
Sparky Off-panel: I got you a replacement for your old pet...
DUNCAN!
*chikoo*
Wait a sec...you ATE my cock?
Well, look at the time!

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Later that day...
Sparky, my kitten is missing. What happened to her?
My good Deborah, are you suggesting that I somehow ATE your pussy without you knowing it?
I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns...
You suggested it...

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
So they had a discussion and soled fixed their friendship...
In closing, I apologize fully.
Sure thing, pal.
So, all of this is past now?
...sort of.
Actually, now that you mention it, I'm still trying to pass that stupid goldfish...
*grrrr*

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
One day, The Dew went to visit his friend Sparky.
Hiya, Sparky.
*munch munch* Oh, hey Dew.
So what're you up to?
Oh you know, the usual. Datin' all the ladies, eatin' the finest cuisine...you know how it is, playa.
Oh, so you're being a lazy asshole, basically...
Yep, pretty much.

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Max went to feed Duncan...
Oh Duncan! *sing-song voice*
Now this is the height of uncool...
A revenge plot is set...
I will fix that little green alien's little green sexdrive permanently...

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
So Max calls 'the fuzz'
*dialtone*
Um hello, Police? Yes, I'd like to report a missing squirrel...
*Cop* So what am I supposed to do about that?
Um...find him, perhaps?
Hrm, good idea...I'll be right over. *click*
Thanks Officer. *click*

 

by TheKomikKreator
7-30-04
Sparky comes home...
Excuse me sir, this is a crime scene. You cannot come in here.
Why the fuck not?
Sparky comes home...
Are we going to have a problem, Sir?
Not really, Officer. I just need to get through, I live here.
Sparky comes home...
Sir, are you retarded in any way?
You will get yours, Pig.

 

by TheKomikKreator
8-03-04
Instead of letting well-enough be, Sparky decides to try a clever costume to fool the silly cop...
*sigh* Hello ma'am. I'm sorry, you can't come through this crime scene.
Um...not even if I'm a frickin nun?
Foiled again...
Nice try.
May God have mercy on your fuckin filthy soul, pig.

 

by TheKomikKreator
8-03-04
Since Sparky can't get into his own home, he goes to see if The Dew will let him bunk for a few days...
Hey, Dewboy, open up!
Oh shit, it's fucktard again.
Since Sparky can't get into his own home, he goes to see if The Dew will let him bunk for a few days...
II need a place to stay for a few days...
Well, welcome to my house...shitforbrains.
Since Sparky can't get into his own home, he goes to see if The Dew will let him bunk for a few days...
Thanks, pal.
No problem, shit stain.

 

by TheKomikKreator
8-03-04
A Jehovah's Witness pays Sparky and the The Dew's home a visit.
Mwahahhaha! I am one of those evil bastards who pedals the word of "God" door-to-door. Worship my God now, biznatch!
Um...no fuckin way.
Buy my "Book of Quasi-Evil-Quack-Religion" then? It's now at a low,low price of $79.99. And if you sign your soul buy a copy today, your soul will reside in The Kingdom of Care-a-lot for all eternity!
Again, "No fuckin way."
Oh, okay. Well, thanks for your time. Take care now! Oh, and God Bless You.
What a sick, sad little fucker.

 

by TheKomikKreator
8-04-04
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Oh man, Grym. I think I was a bit rough on Sparky.
I don't have any opinion on this...
Maybe I should ask him to come back home...
Maybe. It has been kind of quiet around here lately...
Nah.
Fuck'em.

 

by TheKomikKreator
8-04-04
Hey Dew? Would you be offended if I wanted to go back home?
Offended? Nah. I'd be ELATED.
So you want me to go?
Sparky, I thought you weren't so thick-headed. I figured the incantation of "Go Homer Biatch" written on the milk would get your attention...
And I thought that milk was just sour...I threw it out last week.
Oh, damn.

 

by TheKomikKreator
8-04-04
So Sparky decides to beg forgiveness from Max and go home.
Well Dew, this is it.
I can feel the tears welling in my fuckin eyes...*sniff*
I'll come back and visit, I promise.
Don't bother, man. By the time that you get all your shit outta here, I'll start to miss you. So hurry the fuck up, willya?
I'll write you.
Don't bother to do that either. You live across the street, numbnuts.

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