Jehovah's Witness

Author: TheKomikKreator

Date: August 3, 2004

by TheKomikKreator
8-03-04
A Jehovah's Witness pays Sparky and the The Dew's home a visit.
Mwahahhaha! I am one of those evil bastards who pedals the word of "God" door-to-door. Worship my God now, biznatch!
Um...no fuckin way.
Buy my "Book of Quasi-Evil-Quack-Religion" then? It's now at a low,low price of $79.99. And if you sign your soul buy a copy today, your soul will reside in The Kingdom of Care-a-lot for all eternity!
Again, "No fuckin way."
Oh, okay. Well, thanks for your time. Take care now! Oh, and God Bless You.
What a sick, sad little fucker.