Opposites Attract:

Author: TheMASSIVE

Date: July 27, 2005

by TheMASSIVE
7-27-05
How are you doing tonight pretty lady? Would you happen to have the time?
Oh great! This nigger is going to rob me.
Oh great! This old bitch think I'm finna rob her.
I don't have the time. Please don't hurt an old elderly woman almost on her death bed. I haven't got much money on me... Only 17 dollars and 71 cents... It's all yours, you can have it.
Bitch you crazy, I don't need your ol' raggily ass money! I'ma true and certified pimp... Whatchu know bout that granny?
Well, I used to run the most successful brothel in 1905! I could tell you some stories sonny, I was pimpin’ hoes before the gardening hoe was even invented!