A Day At Shaolin Temple

Author: TheMASSIVE

Date: July 28, 2005

by TheMASSIVE
7-28-05
I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. For he would have been happy to see the day our temples got so many visitors. Buddha once said...
That's great. Didn't Jet Li once kill a man in a death-match here? I want to see where he practiced his kung fu.
I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. Are you familiar with Buddha?
Hell yeah, I just toked up... I got the munchiez now! Where’s the pork fried rice around here? And where are your most potent shrooms?
I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. For he would have...
Would've got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee! Shit, I might kick your ass after this beer. I'd like to see you pull a "Crouching Tiger" on me!