My People Call It Maize

Author: TheMadcapLaughs

Date: July 8, 2003

by TheMadcapLaughs
7-08-03
Why did you use a carrot for my nose?
You're a snowman. A carrot nose is a requirement!
...what about some corn-on-the-cob arms, while you were at it?
I know I gave you pieces of coal for eyes, but do I look like a farmer? Besides, I didn't want you to get eaten by a deer so fast this time.
...eaten?