All comics by TheMatador

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
im gunna get you!
nu uh
BAM
not cool man

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
she looks yummy
whats he looking at?
hello little girl can suck your blood?
no
o okay
so whats up?

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
hello little girl
what you want??
o nothing
thats what i thought
im gunna get you!!!!!
take that!

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
howdy
yep
do you like spaghetti?
yep
you jerk!!!!
yep

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
hey
hey
wanna sit down?
okay
so whats up?
lookin for some booty.

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
who are you???
jesus
oooooo
yeah
it usually takes a second for people to recognize me.

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
do you have a myspace???
yes
wanna be my friend?????
no
o no she dident!!!!
why not??????
your black!!!!!!!!!

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
ayeeeeee
howdy
are you hip with the jive groove man?
dose it have to do with horses?
naw man
then no

 

wanna take a hit of mee??
well i am the malboro man.
by TheMatador, 3-23-06

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
one night after sunday school.....
hi tommy
hey father joseph
i ugh realy like those shorts son
thanks father, so what did you call me in here to do?
o just that.
okay seeya

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
hello i was just wondering if you would like to refinance your house?
uuummm no, what are you?
well sir im a lizard from the reptile family
BOOOOOO
AAAAAHHH!!!!
showed that red neck whoos boss.

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
one night at the bar after one too many drinks.
hey wanna fuckin fight bunny man?
fuck you!!!!!!!
no!!!!!!!
take this!
shit nigga
dammit now i gotta go clean my axe again

 

by TheMatador
3-23-06
hey babe
hey are you good at basketball?
yea, how did you knwo i was good at basketball?
your black
i knew thhe niggga costume would draw in the ladies
aaahhhhh

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
hello little girl
who are you?
im the nice old man with candy. want some?
YES!
RARRRRRRR
AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
after the match....
o man s he hurt?
i dont think, soo how do you knw him?
o i did that to him
why??????
the first rool is not to talk about it!!!!!
oo i gotcha.

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
one day afgter skool
shut up carlton!
LOL i love fresh prince!!!!!!
what are you lookin at!!!!!!!!
what happened to fresh prince???
o him, well hes black
o yeah your right!!!! lol i love black comedy!!

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
worders of the fast food industry.
hello, welcome to burger king can i take your order?
uuummm do you have big macs?
no this is burger king not mcdonalds dumb shit
oo
and you dont even eat food anyways, your a robot.
o yeah, bye

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
what are you lookin at?
im readin a letter, is thhat any of your buisness?
why you gotta give me lip bitch?
what the fuck did you just say to me?
you fuckin heard me, take that!
mother fucker

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
after lunch one day.....
so whats ben goin on?
eeehhh nothing realy
o what are you eating?
dont worry about it. okay asshole
i knew it was brains.

 

by TheMatador
3-24-06
elder scrols VII
god there load times are insane...
im just gunna go listen to underoath and play super nintendo.
eeehhh well fuck you then.

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