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by TheOverlord
4-21-06
I'm "Asian Girl 1"
I'm "Asian Girl 2"
I wonder why the default characters are Asian?
Well, yeh, I suppose you're right....
Somtimes, I worry if the person writting this comic like little Asian girls. It scares me.
I like Asian girls....

 

by TheOverlord
4-21-06
What!? You like little Asian girls too?!
More than you fucking know, bitch.
Yes, I do. You wanna know what I like to do with 'em?
.... I have to go now. I hear my mommy calling....
Hmm, this always happens to me.

 

by TheOverlord
4-22-06
I aint coming back either!
Yeh, well. I've seen better looking girls than you!
Scene changes and the story arc is almost put into effect.
Well, I suppose we should really get this comic started, right?
By gones be by gones, I'll introduce the comic now.

 

by TheOverlord
4-22-06
Actualy, this comic really isn't about me, or anyone of an oriental background. It's not about liking small children and it's not about having sex with animals either.
It's about a boy, a boy named Shaggles and his exlpoits. He is based on a real person, and so this story is based in realism. However not all events and people featured throughout this comic are real.
So, without further introduction, I bring you Shaggles.

 

by TheOverlord
4-23-06
Somtime during the year 2003
Hey bro, I'd be Shaggles and this is infact my comc. First off, let me tell you what this is all about.
Yeah man, go ahead.
Well, this here island. It represents my life and all. Yeh know, cause I'm all alone. And cause, the coconuts really look like bowling balls, but they're not bowling balls, they're coconuts....
Yeh, I totaly hear yeh. So, uh, what does that make me?
You're like, the only thing that understands me, yeh know?
.... No

 

by TheOverlord
4-23-06
2003
Yeh, anyways. This here, it represents the death and decay that's all around us.
Yeh, okay. I guess I can dig that.
Rest in Piece my fuckin' ass! You're dead. We're the ones that have to fucking deal with all this crap. Who knows what you're up too, but it's got to be better than this.
Yeh, I dig. Man.
But, yeh know. It's sor of alright. Cause, I've got you, a blue and black striped donkey thing. If only more people had what we have, yeh know.
.... No

 

by TheOverlord
4-23-06
Still 2003
Hmm, fast food. A fast food nation are we. A fatty fast food nastion are we....
Boo!
Gah! Fuck you bro!
Sorry man, I couldn't help it.
It's alright. You know what's messed, though? I'm the tool behind the counter here. I'm the regular old kid living in suburbia here to push my product on you. Oh! Would you like to super size that?
This sucks man, I'm not even like hungry....

 

by TheOverlord
4-23-06
Yeh, it's 2003
This hallways, it's like my life, man. Like, no matter what happens, I still have to keep walking down this hallway....
Don't care
There's no doors, so I have no other path to take. There are no windows, so I am blind to the world around me....
Shut up
Just an endless, endless pathway. And, what's worst, man, it goes nowhere! Can you beleive that! Man, this fucking sucks....

 

by TheOverlord
4-23-06
Continued from last strip
Aww, shit. Um....
I guess I'll just, put him away now. Yeh know, neaten up, or somthing....
Wow, this is even more depressing....

 

by TheOverlord
4-25-06
Still 2003
Dude, do you even have any friends? Yeh know, the real type.
Yeh bro, of course I do.
No man, dinosaurs that smoke, horses, and stick dudes are not real friends. I mean real friends.
Yeh, I've got some of those too.
I don't think you get it. You don't really have friends. And I know it.
Fuck you.

 

by TheOverlord
4-25-06
8th grade blew
Shaggles, how's it going?
Not bad, Cheese. You know how it is. Fuck, that's the bell, we better go.
Cheese liked to play video games and stuff, but he's cool. (I promise)
Die bitch! Die!
Biff! Bam! Smack!
He was also a bit of a space cadet, but I like that.
If an oreo and an animal cracker got into a fight, who would win?

 

by TheOverlord
4-25-06
We took refuge in band. Probably the only worthwhile part of the day.
Yo, let's head down to band. I like it there.
Yeh, alright Shaggles.
I was a drummer, and Cheese played the tuba.
This strip would be rad, if I could show anything we were talking about....
Imagine my tuba. It's big and shiny.
Band has probably been one of the most influential parts of my life. I meant people, and I learned. Oh, and I rocked out.
Yeh, this strip blows.
Uh huh....

 

by TheOverlord
4-26-06
Hey, you got a name?
.... No
Well, yeh know. I just thought, we're both here in band, that's some common ground and all. Plus, we probably need at least one act of human interaction each day, so I figure why not talk to you.
.... Oh
.... You can call me Napalm....

 

by TheOverlord
4-26-06
I knew Bear my whole life, really. He lived not far down the street.
This song blows. We need drum solos.
I can dig that, Bear.
Bear not only drummed, but he also played guitar and bass.
My guitar's gonna shoot your daddy!
He was also pretty punk rock.
Just walk along. You didn't do nuffin'.... But fuck the police, anyways.

 

by TheOverlord
4-26-06
I knew Bear my whole life, really. He lived not far down the street.
This song blows. We need drum solos.
I can dig that, Bear.
Bear not only drummed, but he also played guitar and bass.
My guitar's gonna shoot your daddy!
He was also pretty punk rock.
Just walk along. You didn't do nuffin'.... But fuck the police, anyways.

 

by TheOverlord
4-26-06
I knew Bear my whole life, really. He lived not far down the street.
This song blows. We need drum solos.
I can dig that, Bear.
Bear not only drummed, but he also played guitar and bass.
My guitar's gonna shoot your daddy!
He was also pretty punk rock.
Just walk along. You didn't do nuffin'.... But fuck the police, anyways.

 

by TheOverlord
4-27-06
I told you I had some friends.
Yeh?
Yeh, and now I showed you that I do have friends.
Yeh?
Yeh!
Oh, that's nice.

 

by TheOverlord
4-27-06
Man, I aint so sure about the way things have been lately.
I don't really enjoy anything much. That can't be right.
Can it?

 

by TheOverlord
4-27-06
Hey man.
Uhm, what?!

 

by TheOverlord
4-27-06
Gah, I fucked that last strip up.... That was meant to be a one-frame-wonder. So much for my creative genuise....

 

by TheOverlord
4-27-06
Fuck this, I have no idea what I'm doing. I fucked it up twice now. Damnit.
You suck

 

by TheOverlord
4-29-06
Yeh. Hey man. Yeh know, it's a greating....
Uh, yeh I guess.
But, you're a gnome?
Nah man, I'm your chi.
Yeh, you can just think about what that means to you. Or, you can thank me for showing up at an optimal and life altering point in your life.

 

by TheOverlord
4-29-06
Look man. I've got some important shit to explain to you, are you gonna listen, or what?
....
Wait, so, my Chi is a gnome?

 

by TheOverlord
4-29-06
Not exactly. Your Chi is thematically represented as a gnome. Your Chi is your Chi, it has no form.
I gotchya.
Now, lets get down to it.
....
I aint gonna do it with a Gnome! You're sick man, you know that?!
.... That was not what I meant....

 

by TheOverlord
4-29-06
You sure are tough to deal with.
Yeh, how tough?
Almost as tough as when I tried to do it with an elephant.
But um, you're a gnome, is that possibile?
Yes, but it was tough, real tough.
I feel dirty.

 

by TheOverlord
5-01-06
So, you met your conscience or somthing like that?
Nah man. Are you even listening to me?
....Sorta.
I met my Chi. It's different.
There's a difference?
Yeh, my conscience knows having sex with an elephant is wrong, and so doesn't do it. My Chi is up for anything worth a smile, and has no regrets about it.

 

by TheOverlord
5-01-06
So, uh, your Chi is dirtier than your conscience?
Well, I suppose....
If your Chi has had sex with an elephant, then, indirectly, have you done so?
Um....
Cause uh, if you have, I'm gettin' out of here.
Yeh, I need to talk to my Chi a little more.

 

by TheOverlord
6-12-06
Bro, what's the deal with the elephant sex?
It was a one night stand.
Like that makes it acceptable.
Everyone wakes up in the morning with somone and thinks to themselves "Wow, that was unacceptable."

 

by TheOverlord
6-12-06
Schools out!
Yeh, that's good.
Schools out, bro.
Rock on. Let's go party or somthing.
Schools out, like a space alien girl scout, who likes to get it on with a mother fuckin' trout!
Cheese, that was beautiful....

 

by TheOverlord
6-22-06
So, you're still not happy, are yah?
Nah, how'd you know?
I'm you're Chi. I know.
...Alright.
Well, look kid, you're just not looking at things the right way.
What? Do, I need to look at things from a posistion closer to the ground? Is that it? Damn gnomes think they know everything....

 

by TheOverlord
6-22-06
Alright, so what am I doing wrong?
Well, look kid, you've got to relax. You've got to stop worrying.
But, I am relaxed, and I don't worry all that much....
Nah, you're not relaxing, and you definatly worry.
No, that's not true.
Yes it is. I'm your conscious. I know.

 

by TheOverlord
6-25-06
So I relaxed
Damn, I'm relaxed. No fuckin' worries here.
And it was good
Damn, this is good.
And I was happy
Damn, I'm happy.

 

by TheOverlord
6-25-06
Shit man. I'm fucked.
Nah, just chill out, bro.
I, I can't just "chill out"! I'm so fucked.
Just chill out, bro. It'll be cool.
Are you standing here at a crime scene covered in blood holding a murder weapon!? Shut up kid, it aint cool.
Well, at least I aint wearing a stupid bunny suit.

 

by TheOverlord
6-08-07
It sucks being dead like this. God damn.
Yo, it's fine.
But dude. I'm dead!
....
You're right. That does suck. But, if you're dead you're dead, so fuck it.
.... I'm still dead, fuck.

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