A comic staring Shaggles, that's a beautiful thing. Starts circa eighth grade. It actualy doesn't suck as much as you might imagine it would, so give it a chance.
Actualy, this comic really isn't about me, or anyone of an oriental background. It's not about liking small children and it's not about having sex with animals either.
It's about a boy, a boy named Shaggles and his exlpoits. He is based on a real person, and so this story is based in realism. However not all events and people featured throughout this comic are real.
So, without further introduction, I bring you Shaggles.
Hey bro, I'd be Shaggles and this is infact my comc. First off, let me tell you what this is all about.
Yeah man, go ahead.
Well, this here island. It represents my life and all. Yeh know, cause I'm all alone. And cause, the coconuts really look like bowling balls, but they're not bowling balls, they're coconuts....
Yeh, I totaly hear yeh. So, uh, what does that make me?
You're like, the only thing that understands me, yeh know?
Yeh, anyways. This here, it represents the death and decay that's all around us.
Yeh, okay. I guess I can dig that.
Rest in Piece my fuckin' ass! You're dead. We're the ones that have to fucking deal with all this crap. Who knows what you're up too, but it's got to be better than this.
Yeh, I dig. Man.
But, yeh know. It's sor of alright. Cause, I've got you, a blue and black striped donkey thing. If only more people had what we have, yeh know.
Hmm, fast food. A fast food nation are we. A fatty fast food nastion are we....
Boo!
Gah! Fuck you bro!
Sorry man, I couldn't help it.
It's alright. You know what's messed, though? I'm the tool behind the counter here. I'm the regular old kid living in suburbia here to push my product on you. Oh! Would you like to super size that?
Well, yeh know. I just thought, we're both here in band, that's some common ground and all. Plus, we probably need at least one act of human interaction each day, so I figure why not talk to you.
So, you met your conscience or somthing like that?
Nah man. Are you even listening to me?
....Sorta.
I met my Chi. It's different.
There's a difference?
Yeh, my conscience knows having sex with an elephant is wrong, and so doesn't do it. My Chi is up for anything worth a smile, and has no regrets about it.