Ramblings of Dan James

Author: TheSand

Date: March 1, 2001

by TheSand
3-01-01
Hey, I'm Dan James. Today I wore a big sign on my crotch that said "FREE PAHKING".
Not this story again.
My friends all laughed and said I was the funniest guy ever. I am a HERO.
This is worse than the "sexy" sign story.
Why aren't you laughing? Isn't that the funniest thing EVER?
IT STOPPED BEING FUNNY AFTER THE FIRST 200 TIMES YOU TOLD IT.