The Cop and the Priest

Author: TheSecretSociety

Date: September 15, 2003

Somewhere outside of Quebec, Canada...
I'm sorry officer, is there a problem?
Umm, yeah eh. You were going about 55 in a 25 speed zone, eh. And umm...we don't tolerate that here up north, eh.
You're not gonna check inside my car, are you?
Oops. I dropped my pen, eh.
As the police officer bends over to pick up his pen, the unthinkable happens...
Mmm...he looks young enough for my tastes.
Uh, yes...that is my ass...