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The truth about Shake's Spring Contest Comics

You can trust me, because I tell you how I think it maybe is.

Comics known the world over. Even where you live.

If you're looking for hot women, you've come to the wrong place.

Comics far superior to those made by monkeys with pencils.

Go get a life. And when that doesn't work, come crawling back to me.

The modest continuation of something orgazmtastically Grand.

by TheShake
4-24-05

Ahh, here we are again.


	I don't get laid, like, ever.


	Another day, another contest, eh Pleinar?

Lot's of new faces..


	^_^!!!!! 10/10!!!


	I dunno why I'm popular lolz

As well as some old ones..


	KNOW YOUR RO-


	NOT THIS TIME, MAPES.

Ready the PokÃ©balls! It's a legendary troll!

by TheShake
4-24-05

You wanna be where all can see...


	Hand over your account , mortal. Or I shall ask you a second time!


	Well, sure, Shake, if you think you need it.

...most trolls are all the same...


	Hehe, this is fun. Hey you there! Give me your..


	*pokes*

...you gotta be where everybody knows your name.


	Hey, what'd you do that for?


	Grow the up.

I wish I had as many cents as he has dollars.

by TheShake
4-24-05

Yep...people have left. But why?


	**SUICIDE FLAME WE'RE LEAVING SCREW CNET**


	Oh dear...Navi, did you know site traffic is at an all-time low?

Money isn't everything. Or is it?


	*I suppose I could ask Bethany to buy* new people...how much do those cost?**


	Hey..HEY! LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN!

Well, you know who to thank for the new contest.


	...yes?


	Use Z-Targeting to find their weak spot! Target-lock on the Sephiroth fans!

Revisiting the Oracle.

by TheShake
4-25-05

Tsk Tsk.


	My nipples are freezing.


	Alanna, I apologise! It turns out I had asparagus too and now it's less funny.

Why talk..


	Wow, now I can finally talk to someone about my obsessions, sexually disturbing cosplays, random roadkilling spree's, my sperm collection..


	Oh, I don't have it anymore.

..when you can eat?


	*Wha...what do you mean, you ate* it?**


	THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER!!

A Change of Pace.

by TheShake
4-28-05


	Haaaaaa.....it's almost contest time.

Any day now, our peaceful board will explode in a frenzy of arguments and fanboyism, like it always has.


	Yup....any day now.


	*tumbleweed rolls by*

Stranded.

by TheShake
4-29-05

Mwaha! You are now trapped on this island. Choose what you will eat, now!


	*Last week I liked pasta, but I wonder if meat-a-balls aren't really better. Or maybe* the pastrami I liked last year..**


	What the crap, man, I'M MELTING! Get me some ice!

Who will win, Diablo or Ridley?


	I know this one! Ridley for teh win!


	The Lord of Terror! Now get me out of here, YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ORACLE!

Guess he made a bracket, too.


	What the hell are you looking at me for? I don't know!


	CUT IT OUT, JUDAS!!

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