I wish I had as many cents as he has dollars.

Author: TheShake

Date: April 24, 2005

by TheShake
4-24-05
Yep...people have left. But why?
*SUICIDE* *FLAME* *WE'RE LEAVING* *SCREW CNET*
Oh dear...Navi, did you know site traffic is at an all-time low?
Money isn't everything. Or is it?
I suppose I could ask Bethany to buy new people...how much do those cost?
Hey..HEY! LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
Well, you know who to thank for the new contest.
...yes?
Use Z-Targeting to find their weak spot! Target-lock on the Sephiroth fans!